2026-09-08

Introducing Saneurai

Today saneurai.com is live, and the dojo gate is open — a crack.

Why another AI assistant

Most AI tools today are eager. They interrupt, they upsell, they forget what you told them yesterday and remember what you would rather they forgot. We kept running into the same thing: enormous capability, zero composure.

Saneurai is our answer. The name is the whole product thesis: sane — calm, coherent, respectful of your attention — plus samurai — trained, precise, accountable. One assistant with four disciplines:

• Voice — speak to it like a person; it answers in real time and learns your cadence.
• Personal — a second mind for your day: notes, reminders, and a memory vault you control.
• Research — give it a question, get back a sourced, reasoned report.
• Work — a full workbench with editor, terminal, and browser, plus agents that act inside your approval gates.

Why invite codes

We are opening in controlled waves. Every beta member gets the founders' attention when something breaks, and that only works if we grow at a pace we can actually serve. If you want in: request an invite.

What "free during beta" means

Everything is free while we sharpen — all four modes, no feature gates, no credit card. When paid plans arrive, founding members get first look and locked-in pricing. That is the whole deal.

Come train

If the thesis resonates — capable AI that carries itself like a well-trained retainer rather than a hyperactive intern — we would love to have you. The gate is open. Come in.